Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.
Tell me the story
about how the sun
loved the moon so much,
he died every night
to let her breathe.
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
Anonymous asked: If the pope pooped in the forest and no one was around to hear it, would the woodchuck who chucked wood be catholic?
I don’t know, but holy shit
Anonymous asked: Would you rather: Pee your pants but have no one notice or not pee your pants but have everyone think you did.
Not pee my pants and have everyone think I did. No thank you wet jeans.
Anonymous asked: Why does the word "monosyllabic" have five syllables?